I like to tape my thumbs to my hands to see what it would look like to be a dinosaur

And to think that millions of people search this every day...

Old People

Harsh...but so true.

Edward Cullen is so beautiful I creamed myself

Haha! Read all of the others too!

Why are mexicans...

Ahahahaha!

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch?

What????

Where does Justin Bieber Live?

All I asked was "Where does"

Why is my daughter's poop green?

All I can say is...WTF